Happy-Meal
In the microwave, the balding hermit watched the words appear on his ‘Happy-Meal’:
“One Meal to rule them all, One Meal to find them,
One Meal to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.”
That was when he decided to stop eating fast-food, it was all too complicated.
By Grant
Lesson Learnt
The monster looked very upset as the villagers cried out,
“Be gone, foul beast!”
Even in the torchlight, they could see its eyes fill with water, and over the howling dogs they heard it sob.
It turned and fled into the darkness.
And so they learnt, even monsters have feelings.
By Grant
Reality
The prince carefully pushed the shoe over her foot, and sat back, satisfied, when it fitted perfectly.
“You! You must be the one I danced with!”
She tried to control herself, but burst out laughing.
“What?”
“I don’t dance.”
“But how? The shoe…”
“Maybe look at your partner next time.”
By Grant
He Was Away
The red hood lay on the floor, a little scuffed and dirty, as if there had been a struggle.
The blonde was no where to be seen, her picnic basket tossed on its side, the snacks spilt everywhere.
A pity that the woodsman was away, visiting his aunt.
A pity.
By Grant
